PB the Cairn
Lochwinnoch
The purpose of the site is to help those new to the village to connect with its past and for those who have left for pastures new to remember what was left behind
A Selection of Poems
By John H.L. Smith
written during WW2
Lessons to be Learnt?
The war has finished and passed into history
Like so many others undecided, and solved nothing
Waiting in the wings a new set of leaders
Anxiously, and impatiently, waiting their turn to put the world right
Ignoring past history, which has deluded everyone,
Since this will always be so
For the greed of money and power
Overshadows any good they have
In mind and lack of honesty and faith.
Jake Fulton and myself meeting
The day wis fine
Wi’ a sho'er or twa,
When I met anither local
Awa frae his maw
Nae doot ye ken
Whaur I fun' um,
Snoring an' blawing in bed
I wis share his end had come
I gave his tent a shake
“Wake up Jake, its me”
“My gowd!”, he says “I'm dreamin'”
As he opens up yin ee'
“Hi ya Jock!”, he says to me
“Hi ya Jake Yersel”
“Fine,” says he, “An how are ye?”
“As soun' as a bell.”
The 'our wis nearly noon
“Luck here Jake”, I said
“Dae ye ken its nearly dinner time?
Ye shouldnae be in bed.”
“I'm jist this meenit in it
I've bin own gerd aw nicht,
Dae ye wunner then how I'm luckin’
Sich a sleepy sicht.”
I've lucked fur ye alang time noo
Nae doot ye fur me,
I'm share gled to see ye Jake
Lets hae a cupie tea
My mooth feels like sawn paper
It share needs washing oot,
If ye dinnae bring me a cupie tea
Bring yer washin' clout
If thats aw ye want
I'll awa an' see the cook,
Jist mak yersel at hame
An' grab yersel a book
Tea we had together
A slice o' breed an cheese,
Wi a bun an' bit o' margerine
O'or gullets we did grease
At last we had to pert
Ganging different ways to meet,
We hope an' pray someday
At Forty Twa high street
Thoughts From The Front
A few lines of Wisdom
To the ones I love
I'm wandering mum and dad
In care of him above
If heaven be my second home
And in silken Raiment Clad,
Rather would I be back home
Beside you mum and dad
What is home I ask you?
Without Mum and Dad,
Bricks, Mortar, and a Flue,
Cold, dreary and sad.
Love Found & Left Behind
Away in Bonnie Scotland
My heart will always be
Take care of it sweetheart
As you wait there for me
As you fell those stately pines
Just listen to the breeze
It whispers that I Love You
There among the trees
Beside the stately pine trees
You will find my heart
In keeping of the one I Love
While we are apart
I'll come back come rain or shine
And there among the trees
I'll find the girl who keeps my Heart
With loving care for me.
A Mothers Prayer For Her Son
My son lies beneath war torn skies
God! Is this judgement wise,
Part of me while beneath the sun
He was my life, my Son!
Pain and sorrow on my head
God! I wish that I were dead,
A good son to me his mum
God bless him, my Son!
Give me courage in his place
For me to keep the pace,
Of the fleeing Hun
Who took away my life, my Son!
Let the day come soon o’ God!
When all evil lies beneath the sod,
On them be justice done
Who took away my life, my Son!
The River Calder
Up the glen I’d wander
Fishin’ rod in hand,
The beauty makes me ponder
Wealth of nature where I stand
Calder running low and clear
The wise old trout at me would peer,
A twinkle in his fishy eye
One thought what a fool am I
The water laughing sweet an’ low
With the boulders in her flow,
For who can deceive her children
Least of all us FISHERMEN.
The Buoy's Boax
Jist a wee bitie wid
Wi’ a pedigree quite a hoax,
Fouler chipet sides a botum an’ lid
Aye that’s the Buoy's Boax.
Wimen workin’ day an’ nicht
Daein’ their best tae coax,
Inspiration a guidein’ licht
Bawbees fur the Buoy's Boax.
Oor sailor sons may rule the sea
Noo an’ again dern their soocks,
Nae wuner then there’s room to be
Bawbees in the Buoy's Boax.
Oor airmen sons may rule the sky
Lads that hae great hopes,
O’ gettin’ a cupie tea if we try
Wi’ Bawbees frae the Buoy's Boax.
Oor sodjier sons may rule the land
Cunnin’ as ony ol’ foax,
A P.O. fur them we’ve planned
Wi’ Bawbees frae the Buoy's Boax.
We dae oor best wi’ these Bawbees
Its a herd joab believe us folks,
Wull ye help us aw’ ye please
Its aw’ fur the Buoy's Boax.
Quiet Thoughts From Afar
I am a lonely soldier
Far away from home
And a little older
Since I crossed the foam
Sometimes I’m gay
Then I be sad
Sometimes I pray
Then I be Glad
For deep in my heart
Something tells me
We are not apart
Though I crossed the sea
When I think of home
Do not blame me
Away across the foam
And the deep blue sea
Someday I will see
That lovely green shore
Together we will be
A lonely soldier no more
A Soldier’s Hope
Another year has passed us by,
And left us still apart,
With tears and cares, more grey hairs,
Maybe, a broken heart..
A year has gone, a year will come,
Still find her sitting there,
A mother waiting for her son,
Beside, my old armchair.
I’m thinking of you Mother dear,
Waiting there for me,
Maybe in the coming year,
Together, we will be.
Your hair has turned to silver,
Mine may be iron grey,
But, who can be happier,
When I come home to stay.
Poem’s of Lochwinnoch
Number 1
Louchinyuch, how I love ye
Wi’ aw yer clanish wys,
There alang yer High Street
You’ll find ma mither styes.
I’ve ginelt troot in aw’ yer burns,
Ate tumshaes oot aw the fermers certs,
Spoolaid apples oof yer trees
An’ nigh broke aw the bobbies herts.
Played et fitba in yer streets
Broke miny a womins winday,
Bit it only heppened six days a week
Fur I went tae church oon Sunday.
When Jake Frost wis busy
I’d gie him a haun ta mak a slide,
Doon by ol’ babies
It wis aw the wimens pride.
When toddlin’ hame frae shoopin’
They wid gie a fiendish yell,
An gang beltin’ alang ma slide
Aye, it’s much safer doon in H---.
Et their age anaw tae
Slidin’ doon the High Street,
The things they did when sliding
Wis maist indiscreet.
Messages flyin’ aw aroon
Their guid men’s dinner in the guttur,
Troubles pilin’ oon their heids
So wis the butter.
Ma father wid hae me dig the gairden
A joab a yis tae hate,
I’d much raither gang fishin’
Wi’ the Cather there in spate.
I yis tae plant the tawties
Curets, beet an’ cabbage tae,
Aw mixed up in the wan wee bit
Till the gairden lucked like Irish stew.
Number 2
I want to be
Back at Loughinyugh ye see
It’s yin or twa miles frae the sea,
Whaur the valleys are green
An’ the burns are clean
As they gang singing their
Wye tae the sea.
I wa’nt tae be
By ma ain fireside
It’s a wee bittie doon frae the croos,
Whaur ma mither an’ faither abide
Wi’ ma brithers an’ sister
An’ naebudies a mister,
Jist Pat, Tam, Colin, Rab, Annie an’ me.
I wa’nt ttae be
Fishing the Ca’ther fur ma tea
Jist in the hert o’ the glen,
An’ mi’by ye ken
I’ll kull a’ the wee troot,
Though I’m share tae hate
Tae dae them oot o’ worms an’ loot
As the burn gangs by in spate.
I want tae be
Among a’ things
Back whaur it’s peaceful ye see,
Whaur the valleys are green
An’ the burns are clean
As they gang singing their
Wye tae the sea.
My Faithers Passing
A loving husband and father dear
A faithful friend when he was here;
He lived in hope and died in peace,
We trust his joys will never cease.
The grief was sore, the loss severe
To part with him we loved so dear,
But ‘tis God’s will it should be so,
By his command we must go
This was addressed to A McIntyre who features in the poem and is also referenced in Gorman McGee's article. Our grandfather worked as a cobbler in the evenings.
THE COBBLER’S WEE BACKSHOP.
The cobbler’s a man we can’t do without
He mends your shoes to keep water out
One of that trade I happen to know
He works for a living in our local Co.
He puts up the divy that’s what we require
Employed by the Co. is A. MacIntyre
He works overtime two nights a week
While pals roundabout his company seek
In the cobbler’s shop they gather there
No matter the weather they do’nt care
The fire’s bright, they sit and plan
John Fulton there with Jim Mc.Gran
John Fulton tells with head in air
How he’s been working with some chair
Or maybe something else to do
A nice wee drawer the sides to glue
Now Jim Mc.Gran must have his say
With income tax works day by day
The Government they keep him busy
Adding figures till he’s dizzy
Archie has not much to say
For he’s been hammering there all day
But he can slip a word with ease
Which brings his pals right to his knees
Now they’ve been pals since boyhood days
They know each other and their ways
Although the world they’ve travelled wide
They stick like heroes side by side
These were not written by John Smith but they made him laugh
I’M FINE THANK YOU.
There is nothing the matter with me,
I’m as healthy as can be,
I have arthritis in both my knees,
And when I talk its with a wheeze,
My pulse is weak and my blood is thin
But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.
Arch supports I have for my feet,
Or I wouldn’t be able to be on the street
Sleep is denied me night after night
But every morning I find I’m all right,
My memory is failing, my head’s in a spin
But I’m awfully well for the shape I’m in.
The moral is this, as my tab I unfold,
That for you an’ me who are growing old
It’s better to say “I’m fine” with a grin
Than to let folks know the state we’re in.
How do I know my youth is all spent?
Well, my get up and go has got up and went.
But I really don’t mind when I think with a grin
Of all the grand places my get up has bin.
But old age is golden I’ve heard it said
But sometimes I wonder as I get into bed
With my ears in the drawer, my teeth in a cup
My eyes on the table until I wake up.
E’re sleep overtakes me I say to myself
Is there anything else I could lay on the shelf?
When I was young my slippers were red
I could kick my heels over my head
When I was older my slippers were blue
But still I could dance the whole night through
Now I am older my slippers are black
I walk to the store and puff my way back.
I get up each morning and dust off my wits
And pick up the paper and read the obits.
If my name’s still missing I know I’m not dead
So I have a good breakfast and go back to bed.
WHY WORRY?
(Sent to me by my brother, Colin).
There are two things to worry about:-
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about
But if you are sick there are two things to worry about:-
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
If you die there are only two things to worry about:-
Either you will go to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven there is nothing to worry about
But if you go to Hell you will be so damn busy
Shaking hands with friends
You won’t have time to worry.
JOIN THE CLUB.
Just a line to say I’m living
Though I,m getting more forgetful
And too mixed up in my head
I’m getting used to my arthritis
To my dentures about resigned
I’m coping with my bifocals
But Ye Gods I miss my mind
Sometimes I can’t remember
While I’m standing on the stair
If I should be going up for something
Or I’ve just come down from there
And before the fridge so often
My mind is full of doubt
Now, did I just put some food away
Or come to take some out
And if it is my turn to write, dear,
I hope you won’t get sore
I may think that I have written
And don’t want to be a bore
So remember I do love you
And wished that you lived near
And now it’s time to mail this
And to say “Goodbye”, my dear
At last I stand beside the mail box
And has my face gone red
Instead of posting this to you
I’ve opened it instead.
IN PRAISE OF SCOTTISH INVENTIVENESS.
As the average Englishman gets out of bed, he enjoys a typical English breakfast - toast and marmalade - the marmalade having been invented ,of course, by Mrs. Keiller of Dundee.
As he slips into his national costume, a raincoat patented by one Charles MacIntosh of Glasgow, we follow him across the linoleum - invented in Kirkcaldy - to the back door.
Out he goes into the beautiful English lane - surfaced by John McAdam of Ayr - where he lights up an English cigarette, first manufactured by Robert Gloag of Perth.
He gets on a bus, which runs on tyres invented by John Dunlop of Dreghorn, and travels to the river to catch a ferry - driven by steam-engines adapted by James Watt of Greenock.
Arriving at his office he opens his mail, admiring the postage stamps invented by John Chalmers of Dundee, then reaches for the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, yet another Scot!
At home in the evening he partakes of his national dish, Aberdeen-Angus roast beef! As you can imagine, all this tends to get his patriotic goat up and he unconsciously starts humming “Ye Mariners of England”, till his son reminds him it was written and composed by Thomas Campbell of Glasgow.
After dinner his son, Albert, sets off for the Boys’ Brigade founded by Sir William Smith of Glasgow, while little Ethel plays on her bike, invented by Kirkpatrick MacMillan, a Dumfries blacksmith.
Mother is in the kitchen bleaching her whites with the aid of bleach invented by James McGregor of Glasgow, while her father watches the news on T.V. invented by John Logie Baird of Helensburgh.
The news tells him how the farmers are protesting about the government’s agricultural policy, and have blocked the roads with their mechanical harvesters invented by the Rev. Patrick Bell of Arbroath.
He also hears about the movements of the giant U.S. navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, and he ponders idly on the three-minute warning system, mentally thanking Sir Robert Watson Watt of Brechin for inventing radar.
When the kids come in for the night Dad supervises the homework, helping Albert with his logarithms, invented by John Napier of Edinburgh, and Ethel with her English. Ethel is reading “Treasure Island” by Robert Louis Stevenson from Edinburgh, and “Robinson Crusoe”, based on the life of Alex Selkirk from Largo.
By now, as you can imagine, Dad is getting desperate. He picks up the Bible, convinced that here is one place he will not be bothered by the Scots. He is wrong! The very first name he comes across is that of a Scot! James V1 of Scotland was the first to authorise its translation.
It’s hopeless. There is nowhere an ENGLISHMAN can turn to escape the deadly efficiency of the Scot. Even desperate measures are in vain. He could turn to drink, but we make the best in the world, or he could stick his head in the oven trying to ignore the fact that coal-gas was discovered by William Murdoch of Ayr.
Decency even denies he blows his brains out, since the breach-loading rifle was invented by a Scot. Anyway, if he happened to survive, they would stick him on an operating table, pump him full of penicillin, discovered by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, and operate using an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate. The first thing our hero would hear on awakening would be the voice of the Scottish surgeon telling him he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries.
If he was really lucky he might find they had given him a few pints of guid Scots blood, which would entitle him to say ”HERE’S TAE US, WHA’S LIKE US, DAMN FEW & THEY’RE A’ DEID.”